A man is most comical when he thinks of himself in an excessively serious minded manner.
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- Me:
- Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
- Me:
- What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
- Me:
- NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
- Me:
- Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
- Me:
- Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
- Me:
- Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
- Me:
- If I miss that green light because of you...
- Me:
- You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
- Me:
- I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
- Me:
- Shit is that a cop? No.
- Me:
- Shit THAT is a cop.
- Me:
- Nope, roof rack.
- Me:
- Nice 92 Civic, bro. That huge muffler really makes it look nice. I almost thought you were a Ferrari for a second.
